Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Brutalism: Better pack my smoking jacket...

The following is a recent?e-mail conversation among me and two friends I have known since we were about seven. We did not really start hanging out until high school, at which time there were lots of shenanigans. And by "shenanigans" I of course mean "drinking."

I am going to Va. Beach (where I grew up) to visit my Mom in a couple of weeks, and also wanted to see these guys who also live there, as it has been way too long since we've gotten together.


And now we're all grown up and married with children. Although in some ways, nothing has really changed since high school:


Old Friend #1: Sounds like?my wife?would like us to host at the house - and it would be easier for the kids to sneak beer out of the garage fridge this way.?So who is ok with that plan on the 28th? I can also introduce you to the new TV. We can go with a Fifty Shades of Grey theme or a theme of?"wear your favorite Made in China Olympic gear."

Brutalism: 28th is good here. And thank you so much for hosting. I figure one more visit to your house and we'll have almost a whole set of silver...

We'll bring drinks and dessert and whips and butt plugs if we go with theme Option 1. If we go with theme option 2, we'll bring Chinese-made Olympic gear in addition to food and drinks...and probably still butt plugs, which are always festive (IMHO). What is everyone drinking these days? Beer? Wine? Spirits? Can I find out how many drinks it takes?Old Friend #2?to call 911 on himself?

Old Friend #2:?My wife?just said, "Great...just great. They're bringing the butt plugs, now what in the hell are we supposed to bring??

Puttin' a cork in it,
Brutalism

Source: http://kcanedo.blogspot.com/2012/07/better-pack-my-smoking-jacket.html

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